LAST LETTER RECEIVED: 06/29/08
A few months back, the Sans Pants team was celebrating a shoot well done at a local pub in New York City. While David was at the bar waiting to get his drink, the gentleman sitting next to him started to make conversation. When the man said he was a traveling salesman, David thought he was joking. (I mean do traveling salesman even exist anymore?) But when he pulled out his card it was obvious this guy was for real.
Immediately, David called over the rest of the Sans Pants crew and the gentleman introduced himself as Randy. He began telling us some of his personal stories from the road and they were absolutely crazy. We all figured that he was flat out BSing us, but they were funny stories and we were having a good time, so we didn't care.
When it came time for us to leave he asked us for our business card and for shits and giggles we obliged. Well ever since then, Randy's been sending us emails filling us in on his ridiculous adventures and ideas--so ridiculous that we had to share them with someone. We know this all might seem farfetched, but trust us, we couldn't make this stuff up if we tried.
LATEST LETTER RECEIVED FROM RANDY:
Hi Guys,
Been awhile since my last email. I've been traveling the mid-west a lot
lately (gotta love the great white north). Business has been a slow trickle,
but I feel like it's gonna pick up any day now. I mean, every family needs a
good solid knife that can cut through aluminum siding, right?
Anywho, let me tell you something that really rains on my pickles: roadside attractions, or should I say LACK THERE OF!! The other day I had a hankering for a big bowl of ice cream and luckily I was in Kansas, home of Gino's Big House of Gelato. But when I got off Route 56 heading towards Dodge City, to my surprise, I didn't see any Gelato but instead saw a Walmart. Guys, this really plucked my chicken, and it got me thinking. We need to bring back the great American Roadside Attraction. So I started to wonder, 'what makes a great roadside attraction?' Something that's no nonsense, easy in/easy out, and offers a respite for the weary road traveler. And then it hit me... drive-thru hand jobs.
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Now I know what you're thinking... Untapped market. Hundreds of traveling salesmen and truckers drive these roads lonely and craving companionship, and I'm gonna give it to them. Picture this: You're on a long lonely highway. You see a sign in the distance and instantly recognize the neon glow. You pull right up and then pull it out. You check out the menu. You pick and then she pulls.
Sounds great huh guys? Can't wait to hear what you all think. I'm really excited about this and I've told some of my trucker buddies and they're all excited too. Can't wait to see the next video! I'll send you another email soon.
Your pal,
Randy
